neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

asammyg:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this video.

lewshifer:

rinsleed:

Damn. Went from can i fuck you to can you fuck me

GOD JUST LOVE ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(Source: sizvideos)

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: panicsatdiscos)

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

(Source: motherofnightfuries)

rawrrachey:

glassbottomairplane:

Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.

No

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

(Source: arandanauts)

deepvneck:

LEARN IT.

(Source: isrealforus)

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

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a tribute to my stretch marks (x)

a tribute to my stretch marks (x)